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Joke of the Day

"Wife: The kids opened the ""private"" drawer in my nightstand. Me: THE drawer? Wife: Yeah. Great. There go our Oreos."

"The Philadelphia eagles Punchline in title."

"I decided to give away all of my old batteries Free of charge"

"I hate all the political correctness in recent years I can't even say ""black paint"" anymore, I have to say ""hey Jamal would you please go paint that fence over there?"""

"Which insect do asian people eat the most of? Lice"

"Instead of washing your hands after going to the toilet Just give your cock a good clean in the morning. Badly remembered Jimmy Carr joke."

"What is the most offensive coffee to tornado victims? House blend."

"How do you get out of an elephant? Q: How do you get out of an elephant? A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)"

"""Your generation relies too much on technology"", my grandpa said. ""No, your generation relies too much on technology"", I replied, then I unplugged his life support."

"A psychic dwarf escaped from prison There's a small medium at large."