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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in the freezer."

"If there was a race of the mentally disturbed, the necrophiliac would come in dead last Get it cus he bangs dead bodies?"

"What did the pirate say to the flying prostitute? Land ho!"

"I forgot the joke about the Jonestown Massacre. All I remember is that the punchline killed"

"Her: Are you a dog person or a cat person? Me: ... H: ... M: ... H: Why are you hesitating? M: I'm not sure which answer will get me laid."

"Did you hear they're making a Source Code 2? It's gonna be called Source Code: The SQL!"

"Where is the most open green space in New York City? Central Pork"

"The movie Speed, except this bus driver apparently thinks we'll blow up if he goes over 15 mph."

"a man walks into a bar ouch"

"What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it? It chips."