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Joke of the Day

"The best cure for dry coughing. Take some laxative. You will not cough, trust me."

"How does Donald Trump plan to get rid of illegal Mexican fans of Stars Wars? Obi Juan by Juan Kenobi"

"What's the difference between ""a choice"" and "" to choose?"" ""A choice"" is a decision you make. ""To choose"" are what Mexicans put on their feet."

"Obamacare? More like ""Obama? I don't care for that guy!!!"" Honk if you want poor people to die"

"When life handed Chuck Norris lemons, he made chocolate pudding."

"Why don't witches wear underwear? They have to grip the broom."

"I bought a vacant piece of land recently, and every night someone keeps depositing soil on the land. I still can't figure out who it is. The plot thickens."

"As Newton once said, ""For every male action, there is a female over-reaction""."

"Parenting is all about wanting to say, ""No one cares, honey"" 100x a day AND NEVER DOING IT."

"Fun Prank: 1.) Buy 35 coats 2.) Goto the movie theatre 3.) Put a coat on every chair in the row 4.) Relax"