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Joke of the Day
"I am listening carefully, but let's be honest, your menu options haven't changed."
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"It must be cold today Because I just saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets"
"Why do burgers run the gauntlet? To test their meattle!"
"What happens when you eat burgers with onions? Bunions. (written by my 25 year old girlfriend)"
"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb You can unscrew a lightbulb"
"How do you pick up older Spanish women? Hola Seniority"
"What did the mute man say to his father"
"Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard? A barber."
"How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them."
"Me: This is the year I'm going to save money. Also me: *googles, ""how to purchase a baby elephant?""*"