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Joke of the Day
"Do you NOT like Undertale? Then you must be UNDER the crowd!"
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"Father names his son Bentley. His friend asks - are you stupid? Why would you name your son Bentley?! Father - i don't care. At least i have Bentley now."
"People who won Darwin Awards... ...jumped into the gene pool when the life guards weren't looking"
"The worst form of Alzheimer's is when you walk out of the kitchen and forget to grab a beer."
"My insurance does not cover Jesus taking the wheel. I checked."
"As often as I lose lighters and sunglasses, it's a good thing I never had kids. Or did I?"
"I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk... He said ""Wow... cool! You made a 3D printout of the save icon!"""
"What do you call a baby from Dover? Doverkiin."
"My son's default mode is ""protester being dragged out of a political rally."""
"I love emoji. No longer do I have to type out ""This weather is yellow face with hearts instead of eyes"""