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Joke of the Day

"Nobody wanted to see the naked banana . . . it just lacked appeal"

"I don't know where you got your face from but i hope you have the receipt."

"What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff? ""Geronimoo!"""

"My neighbors listen to good music If they like it or not"

"What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you Pull the pin out and throw it back"

"Why can't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box. Heyooooooo"

"Slot twist: That USB drive goes in the other way. Turn it over"

"Did you hear about the guy who ate his trousers? He pooped his pants!"

"why were the people in the twin towers so upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain"

"What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink? Smirnoff ISIS"