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Joke of the Day
"Nobody wanted to see the naked banana . . . it just lacked appeal"
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"If my son's science project is to see how annoying he can be before I kill him then he's almost done."
"Some people say that 9/11 was America's darkest hour but they got it backwards, 11/9"
"My girlfriend doesn't know this, but I put a dollar in an envelope every time we have sex. That's all I'm spending on her for Christmas. So far, she's only getting a McChicken."
"Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge? Tequila"
"Every so often I Google my name hoping someone stole my identity and made a better something out of myself."
"What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu? a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time."
"Heard there were some hot deals... at the Baltimore CVS."
"No Girlfriend November was a success, now for Don't Date December, Just Me January, Forever Alone February, No Match March..... I got this."