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Joke of the Day
"What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms? The finish line at the Boston Marathon."
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"I bet now that it's been a few years, she's ""The Girl Who Really Regrets Getting That Dragon Tattoo."""
"What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist? The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train."
"What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality."
"A context joke Have you ever noticed that when you say, ""I hope you're hungry"" in a place like America it's nice. But if you say that in Africa it is a cruel joke."
"A letter to Paul from the Corinthians: Hey sup Paul. This is the Corinthians. This is my new number"
"""You are accused of polygamy"" ""And who pressed charges? ""Your wife"" ""Which one exactly?"""
"What does a woman and KFC have in common? Well, you start with the breasts and the thighs, and you end up with a greasy box to put your bone in."
"Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always."
"Why do scuba divers always fall backwards into the water? If they fell forward they'd still be in the boat."