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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escaped the chamber."
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"wut do u call it when the white guy is the top and the black guy is the bottom? society."
"Why did the horse fail German? Because he could only say, ""neighn!"""
"No I LITERALLY want to butter your hot cherry muffin. A euphe-what? Listen to Miss Community College over there."
"A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
"I'm surprised my son doesn't think his name is 'stopit'"
"People play air guitar and don't get in trouble so I don't see why I was arrested for wearing air pants."
"How did the Bohemian pay? Just a Check"
"Why can't an Italian snake talk? Because it doesn't have any hands."
"E-cigs are fedoras for your mouth"