227157
Joke of the Day
"Come to Crab's Joe Shack We have Stu."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between au jus and a jew? Au jus is boiled but a jew is baked."
"A teacher asks her class what noise a pig makes... Lil Tyrone raises his hand and says ""Freeze mothafucka!"" I guess there aren't any farms in Detroit."
"Waiter: How did you find your steak sir? Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!"
"Ever have one of those days where you just don't feel like being at work? I've been having one of those days for two fucking years now."
"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go out at night without Robin."
"What does Subway and a Hollywood Tranny have in common? Both offer $5 dollar Foot Longs I'll be here all week cause my car broke down by the shakeys next the aqueduct"
"I once called a psychic. She asked who was on the line, so I hung up."
"My kids are yelling so incoherently at one another it sounds like they're naming IKEA furniture."
"Anti-humor Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks."