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Joke of the Day
"My wife is calling me Jeb Bush during sex Now I'll never come first."
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"Sneezed while doing sign language and accidentally threw up a gang sign. 17 drug lords are chasing me down the street. Send help."
"Just got a temporary tattoo. Now I can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery for the next three days."
"The economy is so bad...."
"What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin? A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it."
"No thermostat is as effective at regulating temperature as sticking a foot out from under the bed covers."
"How I Won the Pools by Jack Potts"
"What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio? Sesame Street has an Oscar."
"A psychic goes to buy clothes Employee: how about this one? Psychic: That top is too small Employee: You didn't even try it on Psychic: I'm a medium"
"I was cornered in an alley way by a German holding a sausage I looked him straight in the eyes and bravely said ""go on, do your wurst"""