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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin? A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it."

"What do both Hitler and Trump say to people they hate? YOU'RE FIRED!"

"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last long if you're fat."

"Did you hear about the cowboy who wore a hat made of paper towels? He had a bounty on his head."

"I love Kit Kats the most whenever there aren't three other people around."

"What do you get if you push a piano down a mine? A flat miner"

"If life gives you lemons... Make lemonade. If life gives you melons... You might be dyslexic"

"How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb? None, it is a hardware issue!"

"Happy International Women's Day Or its better known name, Just Another Made Up Holiday No One Gives A Fuck About Day. or my favorite, Tuesday."

"Losing an Electric Drill by Andy Gadget"