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Joke of the Day
"So I watched my first porno the other day... I'd have to say, damn I looked good."
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"It's too bad that everyone who has a solution for everything is at home commenting on the internet."
"Throughout history they've removed a lot of key parts from the bible, like how Satan nicknamed his loofah ""Loofifer."""
"Why did the squirrel swim on its back? so it wont get its nuts wet"
"My excitement about your Indian food is largely dependent on your pronunciation of ""cumin""."
"Good effort but we all know you're the ugly one in your two person profile picture."
"Yes I wore a $900 fuchsia southern belle dress to your kid's baptism. When I was your bridesmaid, you said I could always wear it again."
"What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar? Log jam."
"[Guy sees octopus doing squats at the gym on 4 legs] ""You doing legs today?"" Octopus: Yeah my fourarms hurt."
"Whenever i am lonely or depressed my piano makes me feel better... Its an appreciating asset."