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Joke of the Day
"I'm currently helping my husband look for his chocolates that I ate last Friday."
Next Joke
"I'll accept the consequences but in my defense, it was a double dare.. Judge: well in that case, I triple dog dare you 60 days in jail."
"I don't like when guys says stuff like ""i waited my whole life to meet this woman"". It's like no you didn't. You weren't a romantic toddler."
"What do lesbian couples do when they are both on their periods? finger paint!"
"Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy? Because all the roads lead to Rome."
"Candy is like virginity It's easy to take from a child"
"Rock, paper, scissors? -The proctologist removing items from me"
"Me: I killed another one, boss. Mob boss: You don't work for me. Me: I volunteered. Mob boss:*Looking angry* Me: I'm gonna get back to work."
"The fantasy part of fantasy football is that 10 wives would all let their husbands out on the same night for the draft."
"I'm playing chess against my gardener. Your move, Jesus."