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Joke of the Day
"I'm currently helping my husband look for his chocolates that I ate last Friday."
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"Did you know about this breed of horses? This breed can jump higher than the average house. You might think, WOW, how can this be? Well, it has very strong legs and the average house can't jump."
"What is the most dangerous thing in america ? Ans: Nigger with a library card"
"You put the shhh in bullshhhit."
"Can you name all of Santa's reindeer? No, they already have names."
"What's r/jokes' favorite joke site?"
"Two pedophiles are sitting on a park bench... ...when an 11 year old walks by. One turns to the other and says, ""I bet he was pretty hot back in the day."""
"Did you seriously hire a mentally unstable person to drive our kids just so you could say he's driving them crazy? Me as a principal: Maybe"
"I guess you could say Caitlyn Jenner is... Transjennered."
"I'd rather pick my nose in traffic than arrive at my destination with a crusty booger. Anyone who says different is a liar."