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Joke of the Day

"The fantasy part of fantasy football is that 10 wives would all let their husbands out on the same night for the draft."

"What's the difference between 3 and 13? Nothing, they both have 1 3"

"Being a vegan makes no sence. My food is vegan so I dont have to be. Edit: Sense"

"I'd like to give a shout out to the sidewalk.... for keeping me off the streets."

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito Go away sucker!"

"Have any of you realized that the self checkout has the sexiest cashier's?"

"""How did the Russians help Donald Trump win the election?"" They made the Democrats deliver on their promises of transparency."

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Handed over by an eastern european immigrant who doesn't care what happens to it or expect to see it again."

"What is the definition of a menstrual period ? A bloody waste of fucking time."

"What are prostitutes paid? Loads"