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Joke of the Day
"I bet a cool thing would be to play musical chairs using toilets and call it ""Game of Thrones""."
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"What's worse than seeing your dad's penis? Seeing your mum's."
"What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam!"
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"We built this community from the ground up as opposed to choosing a point in the air and building downwards from there."