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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a spicy wrap made at an Indian takeaway? currito"
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"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, at least two, provided the lightbulb is big enough."
"I want to get a welcome mat for my front door that just says ""Text Me"""
"You know, a cemetery isn't such a bad place. People are just dying to get in there"
"Do Russians only write in lower case letters? I mean, they hate Capitalism."
"Went to an Air & Space museum today, nothing was in there. I asked ""So what's the exhibit?"" & the guy was like ""You're breathing it, man."""
"Sarah Palin's political integrity. Because she's ~~a woman~~ an idiot."
"What do you a great Jewish cook Hitler"
"What song does a dwarf pimp sing? high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go"
"I went to my dad and asked him... Me: hey dad will you watch a movie I'm going to cast in Dad : no Me: why? Dad: I don't watch porn"