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Joke of the Day
"What song does a dwarf pimp sing? high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go"
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"I saw a shop called Lasting Impressions, they sell brass knuckles."
"Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? - A: It stole the show!"
"What idiot called it Oktoberfest instead of Octo-Bar?"
"barista: name for the latte? me: it's Zach with an ""h"" *two minutes later* barista: i've got a latte for Hach"
"Did you hear about the gay german? Apparently he Adolf Hitler."
"How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ? You take the ""F"" out of way."
"What do you call a car that grants wishes A Lamborgenie"
"Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colors? He had a reptile-dysfunction."
"Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding? Because it was Low key"