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Joke of the Day

"My haunted house would be one where guys jump out w your tax forms improperly filled out & others handing you phones with your mom on hold."

"Parkinson's Disease was named after its discoverer, Dr. Timothy Disease."

"[American Politics] Why do Republicans favor small government? To bitter fit in my uterus."

"what does past, present, and future have in common? ...... tense"

"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dicktater."

"What is Dwight Schrute's hometown? Nanda Parbeets."

"Why don't melons ever run away and get married? Because they cantaloupe!"

"There is a trend in psychotherapy called Anger Expression therapy where the patient is to express any anger immediately no matter how small or trivial. Its all the rage."

"How do you console someone with bad Grammar Skills ? There, Their, They're."

"Why did the hipster burn his tung? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool..."