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Joke of the Day

"My wife is an angel. Bob and Harry are fishing one day.... Bob.... ""How's your wife been?"" Harry....""She's an angel, how about yours?"" Bob....""Egh, mine is still alive."""

"A kid next to me at Starbucks says I smell like his dad. I'm like 'Well, your Dad's an alcoholic. Scram!'"

"Sometimes when I'm riding in an uber, I like to request another uber. Instant car chase."

"North Korea new leader After Kim Jong Un dies, North Korea will be ruled by his son, Kim Jong Deux."

"Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit."

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes a long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change."

"What is the president's favorite vegetable? BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham."

"What is Paul Georges favorite place to eat at? IHOP"

"After a long and tough discussion, my wife and I decided to go with adoption. Let the little shits be someone else's problem."

"What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby? Go ask your mom"