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Joke of the Day

"When I see lover's names on a tree, I don't think it's sweet... ... I think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."

"(NSFW) All the little children were virgins... .. Except for Kate, her daddy couldn't wait"

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own? It was two tired."

"All Russian babies are born inside slightly larger babies."

"I wanted to make friends but I had no facebook So I went out on the street and started shouting what I cooked, ate or drank. Right now I've got 3 followers - two cops and a psychiatrist"

"French prostitutes in Pakistan come from La'whore Me to friend: What would you like, breast or legs? Friend to me: pussy, pussy and only pussy Me to friend: We are at KFC, not in a whorehouse"

"Why did they make the toilet paper so hard in North Korea? Because the Party wants to make every asshole Red."

"Why don't old men like old women? Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"What's the worst thing about a September harvest? Finding a plane in your field."

"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too! Hey Reddit! What is your favorite Mitch Hedburg joke?"