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Joke of the Day

"Apple Stock Apple's stock surges on announcement of two-child policy change in China"

"[Nsfw] How do you know you have a high sperm count? She has to chew before swallowing"

"Oh, so when a survivor takes an arrow to the head, it's a ""tragedy."" But when a zombie get hit, it's a ""good kill."" Hypocrites."

"What do you call two Canadians buy coffee? Double double doubles"

"This ones for those college students and there finals This is really just a good analogy. Finals are like plastic surgery, you go in with A's and you come out with D's!"

"Each comment thread is a joke, but each user may only post one word. You may only comment one word, or reply with one word to another comment. Good luck!"

"I just opened a new christian restaurant called ""The Lord Giveth"" We also do takeaway."

"What I've said most in 2016 Table for 1 please"

"If vegetarians eat vegetables.... ....beware the Humanist!"

"I retweeted my boss to let her know that I know she's tweeting during the meeting."