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Joke of the Day
"I retweeted my boss to let her know that I know she's tweeting during the meeting."
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"High joke A cop stops a man and asks ""how high are you?"" The man replies."" That is wrong english. You should say 'Hi how are you?'"""
"I think the government looks at Twitter and thinks 'This is WAY cheaper than Asylums'"
"who wore it better: Russell Brand or Steven Tyler's microphone stand"
"Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow, but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick!"
"I'm addicted to soap But I'm clean now"
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escaped the chamber."
"TIL that at age 13 Jewish girls have a Bat Mitzvah and at age 15 Latina girls have a... Baby shower."
"How do you make an elephant float? Take one elephant, two tons of ice cream, and one ton of soda. Blend."
"To whom do fish go to borrow money ? The loan shark !"