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Joke of the Day

"Isn't this whole Ashley Madison hack exactly what their users wanted? To get fucked by a third party?"

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"Why did princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt."
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"Yeah, he jumped from 128,000 feet, but I fixed the shower today with a 4yo asking what i was doing 128,000 times.... Lets call it tie, ok?"
"[1st day in Senate] Me: I'm against genetic engineering Scientist: We've developed kids w/ volume knobs Me: How much funding do you need"
"What's Eric Garner's favorite song? Breathe Again- Toni Braxton"
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