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Joke of the Day

"Isn't this whole Ashley Madison hack exactly what their users wanted? To get fucked by a third party?"

"ME: I'll see you in a month WIFE: Don't forget to write ME: It's highly unlikely I'd forget such a basic skill, Sharon"

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth Because he drank his coffee before it was cool"

"What's green, fuzzy, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree onto you it will probably kill you? A pool table. (*)"

"Other than The Aristocrats, are there any jokes where the telling of it is the joke itself?"

"""...and it looks like you spent $80,000 on alcohol this year?"" - my tax guy"

"""I'm proud of all the Twitter followers you've accumulated."" - none of our parents"

"What does the Indian chef do in his spare time? It's naan of your business!!!"

"Having some romantic time with yo girl when she asks you to go deeper But you run out of poems."

"What do you call a dance party in Colorado? Shake 'n Bake."