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Joke of the Day
"I am so poor I can't even pay attention."
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"I often use ""unnecessary"" quotation marks."
"Opposites don't always attract. I've met several sane and normal people and found nothing about them appealing."
"Trump & Hillary are on a boat. The boat sinks, who survives? The United States."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb. It doesn't matter since they will just be the room for being black."
"I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free"
"Q's are just O's that got shanked."
"How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter? Don't worry, they'll let you know."
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Strong and Bitter"
"When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker."