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Joke of the Day
"No one will play my mix tape... They say it's a fire hazard."
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"My girlfriend told me I needed to be more affectionate... So I got a second girlfriend."
"""Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"""
"The award for best X-Man goes to... Caitlyn Jenner."
"It would be horrible if a Mexican male's name was rita. Hello, Senior Rita."
"Jim Apple finds introducing himself very problematic when holidaying in France."
"Thinking of getting my hair did and maybe also work on my grammar."
"My dog only responds to commands in Spanish He's Espanyol"
"Why do black people cry during sex? Because of the mace."
"Me: sorry I can't go to the farmer's market with you. Allergies. Friend: pollen? Me: hipsters."