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Joke of the Day

"[job interview] ""So we'll call you & let you know. Do you have any questions?"" Yes, can you text me instead to let me know?"

"How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!"

"Interviewer: ""What did you like best about your last job?"" Me: ""Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."""

"They're giving away Marshawn Lynch jerseys at my local sports shop. But I think I'll pass"

"A robber broke into a perfume store... He raided the register and stole everything in the store, he took every last scent."

"""Wanna hear a joke?"" ""Alright then."" ""What's the difference between a toilet and a fridge?"" ""I don't know,"" ""You're disgusting."""

"What did the leper say to the hooker? Keep the tip"

"Job interview: ""what would you say is your biggest achievement is to date"" ""I once wore a hat to bed and it was still on in the morning"""

"Did you hear about how they spotted a Nazi in the sea? It's okay, it's just adolfin"

"Doctor Doctor I feel like a needle. I see your point! Tell me straight Doc Is it bad? Well I ouldn't start watching any new soap operas!"