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Joke of the Day
"I've always wanted to drown my troubles But I can never get my wife to go swimming"
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"[Me at job interview] And, how seriously does your company take allegations of witchcraft?"
"Look son, every man is nervous the first time. Just take a deep breath, walk up to her, look her in the eye and ask her for directions."
"Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year"
"Khal Drogo Weighs in on Episode Leaks by Filmkritter on DeviantArt #OC"
"Making $ is easy. Press shift+4."
"My friend and I tried to start an erectile dysfunction club... ...but it flopped and nobody came."
"TIL Amedeo Avogadro died of skin cancer. He never got that nasty mol checked."
"What do you call a group of pillaging Huns? An army of Hun-dread."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but how they got in there I will never know."