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Joke of the Day

"Say what you want about deaf people"

"Getting mail addressed to ""Current Resident"" is the sales equivalent of a guy group texting ""You free tonight?"" to every girl in his phone."

"I'd always wondered why they didn't make pencils with erasers on either side Then I realised there wouldn't be any point."

"Liam Neeson's wife asks him to do some household chores Taken: Out the Garbage"

"I remember 2014 like it was yesterday"

"Dangerously attractive guitars get added to the sexy fenders register."

"What was Jesus favorite games? Hangman and lacrosse"

"You have 2,000 friends on FB and your profile pic was taken in the mirror? You couldn't find one of your ""friends"" to take it?"

"What's an elephant's most sexual organ? It's foot. Because if it stands on you you're fucked."

"50 of the most offensive jokes I know 49 of them is your mom"