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Joke of the Day

"My greatest acting performance is when I check the caller ID, then adopt an air of polite curiosity as I answer the phone ""Hello?"""

"What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist."

"My mum's bf hates when I shorten his name to 'Dick'. Mainly because his name is Matthew."

"A cattle truck passed me on the highway He was haulin' ass"

"I heard you guys like corny jokes I'll give you an ear full : ^ )"

"What's the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew? The black Jew has to sit in the back of the gas chamber."

"Just got a houseplant. Can't wait til it grows a house."

"What is the collective noun for three dyslexics? A riot."

"Sex is like math These days I'm doing it all by hand"

"Why did the interjecting, dismissive, gay Italian have so many problems? Probably because he was such a- ""Fagget about it!"""