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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... ...Free"

"Too Soon? I heard the Black Friday deals were amazing."

"To impress women by coming across as a bit of a bad lad, I always tell them I'm in human trafficking. Which isn't a total lie as I'm a lollipop man."

"Meet Brian, my monkey butler. He's gonna help out around the office. *Monkey flinging office equipment out the window* Brian hates clutter."

"Have you tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they"

"As a kid on summer nights I'd capture fireflies in a jar then show them to my father and say ""please buy me a sega this does nothing for me"""

"What is the primary job of an alligator? ...make allegations"

"I belched chickpeas in front of the Queen... She gave me a post-houmous pardon."

"I said hello to a feminist... my court trial is tomorrow"

"Open letter to the mods of /r/Jokes [deleted]"