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Joke of the Day

"Those who throw dirt... ...are sure to lose ground."

"I could see my girlfriend was furious when I blew my load last night... I could see it in her eyes."

"how did the female half of the interracial couple open up the discussion about her swinging fantasy? Cracker wanna poly?"

"What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny"

"""Do you love me more than you love sleep?"" ""I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"""

"Why don't gypsies use condoms ? They have crystal balls so they see it coming."

"NASCAR Fight after race Any one notice that NASCAR gave out suspensions and 6 figure fines (&no drivers) and then they use it to promote Sundays race in AZ Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

"thousamds of yrs ago i used up mankind's only wish & got peas placed on this earth. all the wars coud hav been prevented if i hadnt mumbled"

"Inside everybody there's a still, small voice seeking to guide them on their journey through life. It was put there by the CIA."

"A Prime Rib, A Baked Potato, and a Garden Salad walk into a bar... The bartender snaps his head away from the newspaper and yells, ""Beat it, guys!"" ""We don't serve food!"""