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Joke of the Day
"Two months ago my best friend took off with my wife. And god damnit, I miss him."
Next Joke
"I told a joke to a bunch of guys. They laughed. Now I'm going to prison. For manslaughter."
"A trip to the barbers... That'll put hairs on your chest."
"Which state is actually a tiny soft drink? mini-soda."
"What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full. Credit afroman for this one"
"I'm no Dr. Phil, but I bet if you tell at least 5 people to fcuk off today you'll feel better."
"I was a bit skeptical when someone told me there were three holes in the ground. Well well well"
"I like my coffee like I like my women Iced cold and milky white"
"Voyager 1 left the solar system 1 year ago and still gets a better signal than an iPhone in my apartment."
"Sorry about your street cred, black guys named Milton."