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Joke of the Day
"Two months ago my best friend took off with my wife. And god damnit, I miss him."
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"What's brown and sticky? A stick"
"BREAKING: Daniel on Facebook is worried about his account's privacy but Paul is all ""that shit's a hoax dude!"" More as this story develops."
"Did you hear the one about the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon? Probably."
"What do you say to an native american who, you think, is telling you lies? Don't sittin' bullshit me."
"What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian? Hoe Mow"
"GF told me she wanted to write her ""biography"" & I said ""autobiography"" & now there's a chapter where I sleep at my place."
"I got a boner at a funeral today.... Mourning wood."
"As an american, I feel really sorry for the Canadians up north. I mean, how do they even live if their summer is 30 degrees?"
"What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines? Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once."