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Joke of the Day

"Johnny shows his new watch to his girl friend. Johnny: My watch says you are not a virgin Girl: But I'm still a virgin Johnny: My watch is 20 minutes fast"

"This joke is a bit like sex ...hardly anyone here gets it."

"People that climb mountains just follow a natural inclination."

"I enjoy political jokes... I just don't like when they get elected."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? Donald Trump has never had a garbanzo bean on him."

"Why did the feminist cross the road? To move the goal post for their argument"

"A boy asks his dad Boy: Daddy why do we call Mr Brown, brown? Dad: Probably cause he poops brown. Boy: like Mr White I guess."

"What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing? That's not my stile."

"*Party dog shows up at funeral* *He barks, the corpse turns into a keg* *Everyone runs out screaming except Uncle Steve, who likes to party*"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? His Fresh Prints"