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Joke of the Day
"Who are the fastest readers on earth? 9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds."
Next Joke
"Daughter just told me my hair looks good. The request for a ride will be coming in less than 10 minutes."
"Everyone thinks the same thing when buying Drano. What a waste of money! That's $5 down the drain... ( )"
"Don't talk to me about your drinking problems until you've tried to make your cat wear your contact lenses because he looked a bit squinty."
"Whoever has my voodoo doll, please scratch between my butt cheeks..I'm in public"
"What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time."
"Why was 11 afraid of 12? Because 12 13 14!!!!! GET IT?!?!??! source: some comment on reddit I read like 6 months ago"
"I don't have a problem sharing my funny stuff with ya'll here as you c0py & paste to your Facebook, it's the damn Twitter crew I can't stand with their self righteousness and egos."
"A beautiful girl looks good in the background of her smart friend."
"I keep getting scolded for things I didn't do! ""What didn't you do?"" ""My homework"""