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Joke of the Day
"I just walked in on two coworkers crying in a conference room and I was like, ""mind if I join?"""
Next Joke
"How do you make a baker cry? Kill his family"
"What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan."
"What's the fastest way to become a general in the Rebel Alliance? Leia Princess!"
"How are one night stands like savings accounts? ...you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest."
"What is a heroin addict's favorite website? Instagram."
"my reaction to stepping in dog shit is identical to me logging onto facebook..."
"What happens if you see twin witches? You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch."
"What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep? ...banned from the petting zoo..."
"My son just said ""I'm sorry I can't be cute right now, I'm hungry"" and I've never understood him better."