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Joke of the Day

"How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder."

"What do you call it when trash pandas pleasure each other orally? Coonilingus"

"I invited a friend over after school. I told my mom he's my brother from another mother. My parents are now in the divorce process."

"Why do Redditors post pics of East Indian food? For that sweet, sweet Korma..."

"I was really upset today but then a friend said ""don't be upset"" so now I'm not upset anymore"

"Juneau the capital of Alaska?"

"Q:Whats worst than getting a penis drawn on your face? A:knowing it was traced"

"What is cat's favourite tea? Kit-tea"

"If you're gonna by me a drink..... You better at least push my stool in!"

"There's nothing funny about leaked celebrity nudes Which is good because it's hard to masturbate while laughing."