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Joke of the Day

"How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder."

"His wife caught him trying on a white and gold dress... ""it's not what it looks like"", said he"

"At my age, a new driver's license doesn't have an Expires On date. It has a Renew If You Haven't Expired On date."

"Sometimes I order Domino's but give them Pizza Hut's address. And when they show up and start fighting, just wait with my mouth open."

"You know what's a load of crap? Anal sex"

"ok, i'm calling bullshit on Ariel singing underwater"

"What should you NOT name your pet chicken? Robin, else he'll be robin the cock"

"My housemate told me to get something to the front page of reddit I should just recycle... It'll take a lot more than that to get me to take the bins out!"

"me: hi sloth: HELL!!!! me: ..umm [walks away] sloth: ..oh :("

"Prove that lightning isn't wizards fighting. You can't."