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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend said she was going to leave me because of my obsession with poker. I think she's bluffing."

"What is Superman's comedy sketch show called? Essen-El"

"[Sees girl watching Star Wars] ""Oh I love that movie, the way"" *starts to sweat* ""All those stars are at war with each other"""

"Did you hear about the unfashionable mechanic? He needed to change attire. (I'm probably too proud of myself for making this one; someone's almost definitely done it before.)"

"Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better get glasses, and stop doing drugs"

"ah, corduroy.... u are truley the ruffles chips of pants"

"What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower? Mint conditioner."

"Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed? The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out"

"There was an episode of the Flintstones where a mechanic worked on Fred's car HEY FRED YOURE GETTING RIPPED OFF THERE IS NO ENGINE IN THERE"

"Someone told me I looked like a pokemon. I told them I thought it was a little Farfetch'd."