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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama is so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge."
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"What's the best part of a redneck brothel? The family discount"
"I have a terrible habit of telling people when I have to take a shit. Heh, gotcha."
"Islamic Settlers of Catan Everytime you get a sheep you also get wood"
"- Baby, I can't sleep. - And it was pissing you off that I could?"
"What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house? I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation."
"Hey. Do these camo pants make me look fatigued?"
"Mexico Olympic Team Joke Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team? Their best swimmers are all in American waters."
"I bet the guy that was looking forward to his next life and came back reincarnated as me is really disappointed."
"Salesman: Roll up roll up! Come to our mammoth sale. Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth sale. Customer: Forget it! No one round here's got room in their houses for a mammoth."