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Joke of the Day

"Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings"

"Old Mr. Rosen goes to the Doctor Doctor: Mr. Rosen, I don't know how to tell you this, but you're going to have to stop masturbating. Mr. Rosen: Why? Doctor: So I can examine you."

"Why are Canadian Jews so poor? Because there are no pennies to pick up off the ground."

"I got a 100 on my test! Because it was the answer to problem number 3 and not even the right answer."

"I emailed my ex-girlfriend ""Are you still alive"" and she emailed back ""No"" which made me sad but also excited that they have email in hell."

"Why is it never hot in churches? Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now...."

"Step 1 Change your Wi-Fi password to ""blowmefirst."" Step 2 Wait for someone to ask you for it."

"Christmas Trees and The Pope Q: What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?? A: Their balls are for decoration only"

"9: Mom, why are all those girls standing on their tiptoes? Me: Because they're ballet dancers 9: Why didn't they just get taller girls?"

"Did you hear about the mathematician who became a monk? One evening he was solving a trigonometric equation and then he saw a sine."