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Joke of the Day
"You know what they say: once you go blank Shit i forgot what i was gonna say"
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"If school isn't the place to sleep, then home isn't the place to study."
"""This team looks good,"" said my son of the somewhat browner soccer team who were not yet playing soccer. #racist"
"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute. I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date."
"If a penis/vagina was asked to judge your appearance it would probably say.... Urinate"
"I've just invented a new word: ""plagiarism""."
"How many rednecks does it take... I don't know exactly, but a shit ton."
"My friend Gerund is from Ingland."
"Seriously considering ""Have boobs, will travel"" as my new bio for everything. It's a good life."
"Why does Santa always have a big sack? He only comes once a year."