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Joke of the Day

"I will always remember the last thing my Grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket... He said- ""How far do you think I can kick this bucket""?"

"If Lebron's so much better than Jordan then explain to me why Bugs Bunny has never once asked for his help in a game. Cant argue with facts."

"A train station is where a train stops... A train station is where a train stops, a bus station is where a bus stops, now you know why they call it a work station"

"Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game? He was talking smack."

"Boss: ""Do you know why I've called you into my office?"" Into My Office: ""Because that's my name?"" Boss: ""Yes, that's right."""

"Someone asked a ship captain if the rumor that he can't swim is true. ""Yes,"" he replied. ""Can pilots fly?"""

"Q:where do you see yourself in 5 years? A:I don't know i dont have 2020 vision All credit goes to /u/RegretDesi"

"I bought crappy music for 5 cents today, but the guy ripped me off. As he ran off, I yelled ""Hey, I want my nickel back!"""

"My dog just ate a butterfly and probably saved Tokyo from a tidal wave. I don't understand science."

"Do you think Bradley Cooper will call his kids Mini Coopers cause I hope so."