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Joke of the Day

"Patient: Tell me honestly how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine but your gums will have to come out."

"What happens when redditors die? RIP in box"

"What did the lady archaeologist say I have a ""bone"" to pick with you"

"My girlfriend was complaining that I never buy her flowers. I didn't even know she sold them."

"A terrorist invites his socially awkward friend to a party ""C'mon,"" he said, ""It'll be a blast."""

"What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called? A Yutopia"

"Workout Tip: Be paid millions of dollars to star in a superhero movie."

"What do you get when you put mice in the oven? Mice crispies."

"New sexual position: The Canada. You climb on top and don't do much."

"How do you kill a German? Put them in front of a red light in the middle of the desert."