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Joke of the Day

"I don't care what bathroom you identify with. If you look under the stall you're going to need a dentist."

"Around me, girls tend to lie when they're drunk... Especially on their back"

"Want to hear a joke about Potassium? K."

"""Dammit, I'm more than 15 minutes late for my three o'clock."" John 3:16."

"Wife: You're shirtless? *nods* W: And covered in...oil? -Well, you know how you always say I never glisten? W: Listen. You never listen. -Oh"

"What makes a great pizza joke? It's all in the delivery."

"When I got divorced, we split the house. I got the outside...."

"What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell."

"I bet if Amy Winehouse had changed her name to Amy Lemonadehouse, she'd still be alive today."

"What do you call a nut? What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on your chin? My dick in your mouth"