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Joke of the Day

"Wow, you've got a lot of hickeys Kris. Me: Busy weekend *winks *remembers wrestling that octopus at the aquarium for giving me side eye."

"A man walked into a bar He's gay now"

"Charlie Sheen recently came out of the clinic That's what happens when you share tigers with Siegfried and Roy"

"If your social security number was your cell phone number... what would your number be?"

"Chelsea asks Hilary to dinner 100k for a meet-and-greet, 250 to say hello and 400,000 for dinner."

"The new jumper I bought kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back and they exchanged it for another one free of charge."

"Did you hear about the gay midget? He was just a little queer."

"How do lions like their steaks? RAWR"

"Am I able to think up of a brand new color... ...or will it just be a pigment of my imagination?"

"There's a thin line distinguishing ""Heroes"" from ""Herpes"""