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Joke of the Day

"Why does Thanksgiving feel like a date with Bill Cosby? You wake up 3 hours later drowsy and wondering why you feel like you just got stuffed with dark meat"

"What is ISIS' favourite OS? Windows XPlosion"

"Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind."

"Why do girls have to get periods? Why can't Mother Nature just text us and be all like ""yo bitch, you ain't pregnant. Catch ya next month homegirl""."

"As a purple faced man I long to meet a purple faced woman someday... Don't hold your breath"

"What did the gay frog say to his bf? Rimit rimit.."

"What kind of shoes do therapists wear? Issues."

"What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum? A control freak."

"Saw a blonde taking a milk bath... I said: Is it pasturized? She said: No silly, it's only up to my tits."

"Why do girls generally go to the bathroom in groups? 'Cause they're a bunch of pussies."