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Joke of the Day

"Having sex is a lot like communism... You both give and receive equally, you take turns reading from the communist manifesto, Stalin is there!"

"Short people are oppressed They're always getting overlooked."

"*maintains eye contact while checking 'Dating Librarians For Dummies' out from the library."

"What's another name for a casket? Mourning wood."

"Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers? They needed a developer."

"I need to polish up on my flirting skills... Hej kochanie, chcesz niektore pieprzy?"

"How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them."

"If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the entire country of Australia for 44 minutes."

"I'm still mad NYC banned the lead paint I used to like sucking off my tenement windowsills. #DontTreadOnMe"

"I don't understand why the Catholic Church is so against gay pride After all, their central figure was nailed by four Roman guys."