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Joke of the Day
"I think my dog is an alcoholic. He can't hold his licker."
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"What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday."
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"How can you tell if someone is ticklish? You use test tickles"
"What do you call a half-length lightsabre? A slightsabre"
"You're so beautiful that last night you made me forget my pickup line."
"I don't really like coffee It's just not my cup of tea"
"why does beyonce sing to the left, to the left? because black people have no rights XD"
"What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention? A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)"