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Joke of the Day

"Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college I don't think I can ever pay you back."

"Why is Islam a religion of peace? Well.. because Obama said so."

"There is nothing wrong with window puns, I just don't like to shed light on them."

"What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed? Oh,the humanities!"

"Why do chemists love bad jokes? Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions"

"I like my women like I like my herpes... alllll on my dickkkk oh *yaaaah*"

"My sense of humor is kind of like third world countries at night... dark."

"What type of plant can you use to make phone calls? A telefern"

"When is a parent like a child? When he's a miner."

"So Microsoft bought skype for millions of dollars Idiots didn't know skype's free."