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Joke of the Day

"I don't even understand Fantasy Football. There are no Dragons, Wizards, or hot ass Elven chicks. I call bullshit."

"The difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic oyster shucker... The oyster shucker shucks between fits!"

"Why isn't John Oliver having sultanas in his fruitcake? Because it's the currant year."

"How short-sighted of you to include a fax number in your email signature but not the coordinates of your zeppelin dock."

"Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere."

"This month is so 08/15"

"I hate Holocaust jokes: My grandpa died in Auschwitz... He fell off a guard tower while on duty. Neva forget"

"I once met a girl with 3 boobs Everyone called her triceratits"

"What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off !"

"PSA for vacationing families: Don't let your kids play PokemonGo at Disney. They'll get eaten by wild Feraligatrs."