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Joke of the Day
"What's a Frenchmen's favorite vacation? A retreat."
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"Why did the farmer cross the road? He was fucking the chicken."
"if you're drinking after midnight on a saturday you're really just getting a jump on the church crowd"
"Don't get me started. I don't come with brakes."
"How do you put a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender first How do you get it out? Tortilla chips"
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"I often wonder if idiots who rush to be first in the boarding line know that the plane is going to leave at the same time for all of us."
"The difference between your boyfriend and Ronda Rousey is... Ronda actually gets paid to disappoint people for 48 seconds."
"Old Chinese Proverb Says ""Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok"""
"My kids don't believe that before video games, we used to have to go out and buy a hedgehog, paint it blue, then give it cocaine."